Book I: How to Disappear Completely
Theodora Jones has arrived in London, looking for a life. On her first night, she gets a glimpse of exactly how strange that new life might be.
On what might be the very last day of human history, Theo gets fired from the Camden Café. But it isn’t all good news.
Theo wants to wake up with something to regret. Josh gets spooked.
Josh has disappeared. Or is Theo losing it?
Looking for her disappeared boyfriend, Theo stumbles onto a murder scene.
Jonah Blake is not who he says he is. The Albion is not when Theo needs it to be. Will either of those sentences make sense by the end of this episode?
Theo travels back in time – or does she? – and meets Salmon and/or Dusk.
Theo tries to convince Kilbey to help find her boyfriend – but can she afford the fee?
Just what is Blake actually investigating? How does time-travel work? What happened to Josh? Why is Theo in two places at once?
Theo and Kilbey find Josh – but someone else has beaten them to him. Or do we mean someTHINGS else? Peril awaits!
Nero finds an extra cat and meets some deadly nuns.
Kilbey and Theo are in a terrifying fight for their lives – and their souls.
The dark is on the loose.
Blake looks for the Fallen and falls foul of the Dark.
Theo and Kilbey seek shelter – and discover what is in the box.
Theo goes in search of the man who used to be her boyfriend. Kilbey tries to get rid of a box of forbidden maps. And, with a deadly clock ticking in his wrist, Nero is ready to be somebody else.
Theo sells her soul. Kilbey tries to sell a box. Death comes to call.
Theo and Kilbey are lost in the fog – or are they?
Can they find themselves (and the exit) before a murderous butcher finds them?
Kilbey is still alive and maybe that’s Theo’s fault. With Nero’s help, they start to put the pieces together. The picture they make isn’t pretty. And what is a floating manor, exactly?
The Fallen are hiding on a floating manor. There lies the reason for the disappearance of Theo’s boyfriend. The end is in sight. If only Kilbey, Theo and Nero could work out how to get there.
Death comes to the floating manor. Trapped on a floating island in the dark, will Kilbey, Theo and Nero ever find their way home?
Peril abounds in this, the penultimate episode of How to Disappear Completely!
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The Terrible Business of Salmon & Dusk 